This is the testosterone owner's
manual to every aspect of finding a mate and then learning to deal with
her growing disappointment in you. The man who has already shared such
morsels as "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least
find you handy" and "Quando omni flunkus moritati" ("When all else fails,
play dead") here presents a PhD in life-lessons about the most vexing
problem facing mankind today, or any day: women.