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Handsome/Handy T-Shirt

Our Price: $19.95

The best-selling t-shirt we carry. It bears
Red Green's now famous "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at
least find you handy" slogan, which is the most important statement anyone made
since "I did not have sexual relations with that woman".

Carpe Ductum T-Shirt

Our Price: $19.95
Sale Price: $11.95
You Save $8.00

Carpe Ductum - 'Seize the Tape', which is so much more productive than your normal pattern - 'Seize the Engine.' (Sizes and quantities very limited. Order right away. We're not just saying that even though we would just say that. In fact, we did just say that.)

Duct Tape Roll T-Shirt

Our Price: $14.95

A t-shirt rolled up like a roll of duct tape. Why, that's hilarious!!!! That would be like a roll of duct tape in the shape of a t-shirt...yet more hilarious!!!! It's not just a novelty, it's a legitimate way to carry a change of clothes in your toolbox. (Might need some ironing).

Red Green Show T-Shirt

Our Price: $19.95
Sale Price: $11.99
You Save $7.96

Just a simple t-shirt with the name of the show, a couple of fake suspenders and lots of space to write your own slogan.

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