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This is a hold up! The signature red and green suspenders worn by the Lodge leader himself. Belts are ineffective. Only suspenders deal with gravity head on. Wear them while you watch the show so you can suspend your pants and your disbelief. And they'll always fit you because at your age you may put on weight but you won't put on height. One of our most popular items, these are high quality Perry Brand suspenders, custom made.
Large size is 48", Extra large is 54"
***PLEASE NOTE: THESE SUSPENDERS ATTACH TO YOUR BELT ***