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Possum Lodge Premium Membership Package
Our Price: $29.95

Joining the Lodge is your ultimate gesture of undying commitment and limited options. And we have responded by upgrading the Lodge membership into an impressive Welcoming Package. You get a high quality credit card-type Official Membership Card with your name on it, an Official Lodge Crest, an Official Lodge Lapel Pin, AND the card comes IN A PROFESSIONALLY MADE HIGH QUALITY DUCT TAPE WALLET WITH A LIFETIME GUARANTEE. (If youre an existing member, please see our UPGRADE package for exclusive pricing.) Every person faces a defining moment in their life. Lets hope this is not yours.

***Memberships now grant access to premium content, store discounts, fellow lodge member interactions, and more. Red is even conducting monthly video lodge meetings. Visit for more information***

Red Green's Beginner's Guide to Women (Book)
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List Price: $26.95
Our Price: $18.95

*Made the shortlist of nominations for the 2014 Leacock Awards

This is the testosterone owner's manual to every aspect of finding a mate and then learning to deal with her growing disappointment in you. The man who has already shared such morsels as "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy" and "Quando omni flunkus moritati" ("When all else fails, play dead") here presents a PhD in life-lessons about the most vexing problem facing mankind today, or any day: women.

256 pages, Hardcover

Red Green: The Complete Red Green Show High Quantity Collection
List Price: $299.99
Our Price: $199.99

Bringing together all 300 episodes of the cult classic Canadian comedy and longstanding PBS hit, The Complete Red Green Show: High Quality Quantity Collection has arrived to DVD. Featuring nice collectible packaging, the collectors set includes all 15 seasons (1991-2006), plus five feature-length specials. With over 120 hours of hijinks, behind-the-scenes specials, and zany inventions, the 50-disc collectors edition is perfect for fans of all things manly, Canadian, and duct taped and offers the perfect excuse to grab a seat, crack open a cold one, and put off your next home-improvement project.

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