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No parking, no line-ups, no rules. You can even shop naked here as long as you
don't try anything on.
Joining the Lodge is your ultimate gesture of undying commitment and limited options. And we have responded by upgrading the Lodge membership into an impressive Welcoming Package. You get a high quality credit card-type Official Membership Card with your name on it, an Official Lodge Crest, an Official Lodge Lapel Pin, AND the card comes IN A PROFESIONALLY MADE HIGH QUALITY DUCT TAPE WALLET WITH A LIFETIME GUARANTEE. (If you’re an existing member, please see our UPGRADE package for exclusive pricing.) Every person faces a defining moment in their life. Let’s hope this is not yours.
SPECIAL PRICE FOR EXISTING POSSUM LODGE MEMBERS ONLY - Joining the Lodge is your ultimate gesture of undying commitment and limited options. And we have responded by upgrading the Lodge membership into an impressive Welcoming Package. You get a high quality credit card-type Official Membership Card with your name on it, an Official Lodge Crest, an Official Lodge Lapel Pin, AND the card comes in a professionally made high quality Duct Tape Wallet with a Lifetime Guarantee.
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This is a brand new item and we’re excited about it. This Lodge Lapel Pin is a beauty. And what a subtle way to say I’m probably not as sophisticated as I look. Pin it to your shirt or hat or leisure suit to send a clear message that there’s a new Sheriff in town and there’s no chance it’s you.
Carry the Lodge leader wherever you go. Ask him for advice and you'll never be disappointed because the bobblehead is specially mounted so that it only nods "yes". We've sold thousands of these but we're willing to sell at least one more.
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In the tradition of 'be careful what you wish for', here finally are the first three seasons of the Red Green Show many of you have been requesting. All episodes done on a shoestring that eventually grew to be a bootlace. Here's an opportunity to see the characters when they were young and naive, long before they became old and naive. Watch each season and imagine you were a tv executive deciding whether or not to renew the show. No wonder we love Canada. 9 DVD's providing hours and hours of viewing pleasure, just not all in a row.
This is the official music from the Red Green Show featuring a happy mix of guitar, concertina and jew's harp. Use it as your phone ringtone or play it at your wedding. Or just put it on your iPod as a spacer between the good songs. Nothing sets you apart faster than your choice of music. Especially if you play it loud.
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This book combines two years of Red's internationally syndicated newspaper column with a batch of high quality photos from Red's best and only feature film DuctTapeForever. But mainly the book is an instruction manual for the middle aged man.
