Our most popular t-shirt ever but now
in slimming black with Uncle Red's picture on the front and the three colour
bold handyman message on the back."If the women don't find you handsome, they should at
least find you handy", which is the most important statement anyone made
since "I did not have sexual relations with that woman". L and XXL.
Joining the Lodge is your ultimate gesture of undying commitment and limited options. And we have responded by upgrading the Lodge membership into an impressive Welcoming Package. You get a high quality credit card-type Official Membership Card with your name on it, an Official Lodge Crest, an Official Lodge Lapel Pin, AND the card comes IN A PROFESIONALLY MADE HIGH QUALITY DUCT TAPE WALLET WITH A LIFETIME GUARANTEE. (If you’re an existing member, please see our UPGRADE package for exclusive pricing.) Every person faces a defining moment in their life. Let’s hope this is not yours.
